AmazingMail, an online Inc. 5000 postcard marketing company that processes thousands of business and consumer holiday cards, today announced a disgruntled elf looking suspiciously like Ebenezer Scrooge has taken their mail room hostage, and it is preventing holiday cards from being allowed through to the United States Post Office!
This grumpy post office scrooge has angrily threatened America with kidnapping Santa himself from the North Pole if he doesn't see a significant improvement in the volume of holiday cards. "Yes, everyone is busy and times are tight, but take time to enjoy the holiday! But set down the gingerbread latte, kick your holiday spirit up a notch and send out some cards to family and friends. Show Santa the love!"
If something isn't done immediately to pacify the pissed-off elf, this shocking development may prevent America from waking up on Christmas morning to filled stockings and presents under the tree. After all, what is Christmas without Santa?
To rectify the situation immediately and prevent the dreaded kidnapping of Santa Claus, AmazingMail urges families head to its online photo card website at www.amazingmail.com as quickly as possible to upload their most festive family photo, which can then be sent as a customized card to their family, friends and even Santa Claus.
To ensure the mailroom situation is resolved quickly in these difficult financial times, ALL new visitors registering at the website will receive ten FREE HOLIDAY CARDS, including free postage! Even though AmazingMail will ship the card(s) within 24-hours of ordering, don't wait! Please act now to save the Christmas holiday card tradition and banish the post office scrooge before this situation gets out of hand!
To ensure the holiday photos are memorable enough to pass even the Post Office Scrooge's inspection, Amazing Mail offers the following tips:
- Crop the photo to make it more interesting and improve close-up detail. Little Suzy looks much better without all the background clutter, so her gap-toothed grin is front and center.
- Save money avoiding expensive (and often unimaginative) photo studios, and create your own fun photo memories with simple iPhone or Smartphone photos that have spontaneous charm. Consider a winter collage of photos building a snowman, the family pet wearing tinsel, or kids decorating the tree - even photos of the kids snug in their beds dreaming of sugar plums.
- Consider sending a holiday card AFTER the holidays using your favorite photo from Christmas day. It becomes a time-saving, dual purpose holiday card AND thank you card.
- Always write something personal and fun. Instead of a long, boring letter on what you did this year, take a few minutes to craft something clever, write a poem, or come up with individual messages on each card. Even if you are crunched for time, cards are much more meaningful if there is an authentic message that references something personal. Tools like AmazingMail.com make it simple to do an entire batch of cards quickly and inexpensively, even when you put a different message on each photo card.
- Consider sending your photo card as a folded card within an envelope, instead of an open postcard. This ensures privacy and prevents others (like the post office scrooge) from reading your mail. FYI - AmazingMail offers free envelopes with some of its folded cards. Check them out here!
AmazingMail is the perfect last-minute option that allows consumers to send a custom printed, laminated holiday photo card or postcard as late as Dec. 15th and still arrive in time for the Christmas holiday. Because they are shipped directly to the recipient within 24-hours of placing the order, it is an ideal last-minute alternative that doesn't look last minute.
About AmazingMail
At www.amazingmail.com, consumers can upload their own photo or use one of over 124,000 stock images and photo borders for a completely custom result. Within 24 hours of placing the order, the card(s) are conveniently printed and mailed directly to the recipient at no extra charge. Because the extra steps of signing, stuffing, stamping, addressing and sending the holiday cards are avoided, days are shaved off of the process. Mailing a minimum of five-to-seven days before the anticipated delivery date is recommended. Including postage, the cost of an AmazingMail card ranges from a budget-friendly $.49 to $.1.80 per postcard, and $.84 to $1.90 per folded card. No minimum order is required.
For a limited time, AmazingMail is offering a 25% holiday discount of 25 free cards to new customers who purchase 100 cards online using promo code FREE25 (offer expires 12/31/10), and free envelopes with select sizes of folded cards.
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